December 11, 2008

You know what's a terrible thing to do?

A terrible thing to do is to fall asleep while reading Final Crisis. Seriously, you will wake up and not even know what hemisphere you're in. Particularly since you won't have fallen asleep all at once, but in fits and starts, while sort of reading two or three pages that shift transitionless between context-free scenes, characters you forgot existed and Mary Marvel scalp-stubble. It's horrifying.


2 comments:

str8balln247 said...

I'm trying to understand Final Crisis, but I'm failing horribly.

aaron said...

You know what else is a terrible thing to do? Purchase, and subsuquently attempt to comprehend Final Crisis.