While Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle,
Sarah Palin washed your whites with her red parka
Sarah Palin tried to get on the elevator before you got off
Sarah Palin left the copy machine on 'staple'
Sarah Palin answered your Craig's List ad and then didn't show up
Sarah Palin said she didn't care where you got take out, then bitched about not being in the mood for Indian
Sarah Palin tried to recall that email she accidentally sent you
Sarah Palin likes Rod Stewart's version of "People Get Ready" the best
Sarah Palin regifted your handcarved salad bowl
Sarah Palin claps on the one and the three
Update: I just want to add that several hours after writing it (and after a Mets/Phillies game filled with heinous meatheads), I think this post is a little obnoxious, in that it's a cheap way to dis on the governor without thoughtfully calling her out on anything meaningful. So let's just say that my real problems with her are the same as everyone else's (unless you don't have any problems with her, in which case you and I can stick to talking about fictional funny books and everything will be just fine).