December 22, 2008

I never thought I could feel this way about anyone, Alfred

Recent Madonna ex Guy Ritchie's rich new girlfriend is supposedly named Jemima Khan, and is "the daughter of Lady Annabel Goldsmith and the late financier Sir James Goldsmith. She was previously married to a Pakistani cricket player."

I say "supposedly" because this is clearly a secretly evil Bruce Wayne love interest, not a real person.


snell said...

Jemima Khan????

What, she's going to drown Admiral Kirk in syrup??

ghxdhdxt said...

"Admiral Kirk in syrup" that's funny