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May 24, 2011

ABCP Episode #138

May 1, 2011

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

Please stand by.

Ok, now please stand over there.

Now please sit down.

Now stand up again.

Now do five lunge-squats.

We have to take another week off, due to circumstances beyond our control, and a few circumstances that we maybe could have controlled but didn't, and also some circumstances that are WAY beyond our control, but they're also technically not 'circumstances' per se, they're more like 'clowns' or 'ghosts' or 'ghost clowns.' And yes, we know it's just the professor trying to scare tourists away until he finds the circus's treasure, but come on, that is some scary shit he does with the mirrors and the holograms and the SAT results from Mrs. Blutterflinger's homeroom. (Congrats, most of you! Not so much you, Derek.)

Here are some sweet potatoes.