Secret Invasion starts tomorrow! I mean it started like many many years ago, but tomorrow we get to know how many! Or maybe not! Whom Do Y... I mean Who Do You Trust??? God that grammatical error will grate on me until I die! Or maybe the real me is already dead and I'm actually a Skrull!! Only Bendis and Yu and Quesada and Brevoort and Buckley and Oswalt and marvel_b0y and Baby Cage know! I bet they're all sad that April 1 isn't a Wednesday this year, because think of all the hilarious shit they could pull with this release! Except Baby Cage, she (it's a she, right? I'm forgetting!) has better skrully baby things to do.
Anyways, if my carefully researched hunches are correct, nothing will ever be the same again. Don't say I didn't warn you.